2073:

money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference

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sexwithsquidward:

“Same sex couples shouldn’t be able to adopt because their kids will get bullied for having two moms or two dads”

hey

instead of not allowing same sex couples to adopt

maybe you should teach your little shitty kids not to bully

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  • Kids at my school: I like to smoke weed and get high and I also like to smoke cigarettes.
  • Me: Sometimes when it's cold, I like to breathe really heavy and pretend i'm a dragon.

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